This would be a vast improvement compared to the modern SNL.
The show was worth watching in the '70s, '80s, and part of the '90s.
Now, it's not quite as funny as Beetle Bailey. Which is not even remotely funny.
Why would people have to forfeit their ticket for leaving the plane? You're stranded for 12 hours, you want to get up and walk around in the terminal, but you won't be allowed back on the plane for that? That's not right.
The false imprisonment charge is a good idea.
Lastman wasn't a populist. He was the Mayor of North York and had that position from 1972 until amalgamation. He was well-connected with the powerful developers who built all those office towers and condos centred on Sheppard and Yonge. He had strong connections to both the provincial Progressive Conservatives and the Liberals.
Ford tried to help you, because you were sick. You thanked him by trying to destroy him. You're not only physically sick, you're mentally ill and evil as well. Fortunately your ploy failed and you can now sink back into obscurity, where you belong. Your 15 minutes of fame are over. I sincerely hope you enjoy spending the rest of your days addicted to Oxycontin.
And I also hope Ford cuts whatever services or assistance you may depend upon the City to provide. I don't care if he cuts off anyone else, just you.
After being jailed without trial at 15, anybody would feel happy imagining hurting or even killing their captors. There's nothing sinister about that, even if Khadr is the Antichrist.
Randy, I have bad news - the STAR WHACKERS can find you in Canada, just like they can find you in the US. They just need to show their passports at the border. And they know exactly where you and Evi are right now, since instead of hiding quietly, you had to go and get arrested; now the whole world knows your location.
They think they can escape their doom by fleeing the US? Foolish Quaids! They cannot hide from their fate in Vancouver. STAR WHACKERS cross borders at will!
But what's the point in fleeing to Vancouver? The evil STAR WHACKERS can find you anywhere. Proof: David Carradine died in Thailand. The STAR WHACKERS aren't constrained by international borders. When it's your time, they will come for you, wherever you are hiding...
This quiz is defective. I got 16 answers correct but it says I only answered 13 correctly. It shows my answers, and the correct answers, they are the same, but it says I got them wrong.
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