Humorously_Joe

Humorously_Joe

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28 minutes ago @ Wonkette - Stop! You're Under Arr... · 0 replies · +3 points

Dunno why Florida thought it was a good idea to let M Joseph Sheppard write its consent laws

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Man Thinks He Killed B... · 2 replies · +8 points

See, I assumed that he was merely completely shitfaced on boozeohol, based on the fact that he was slurring his words, red in the face, and also dropped a wine glass halfway through the video.

But then, my exposure to coke is nonexistant.

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Yr Wonkette Regrets: A... · 1 reply · +9 points

Look at us! We're infintely better journalists than ABC News!

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Man Thinks He Killed B... · 4 replies · +7 points

To be fair, the cocaine was years and years ago. It's more that he had cardiopathy consequent of long-term cocaine abuse which made him especially prone to keeling over at some point. But, six of one, halfadozen of the other.

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Man Thinks He Killed B... · 1 reply · +11 points

For a while, the Wingnut CoD for a while was that he was assassinated, by the President, with secret CIA heart-attack powder.

Which, y'know, is also true, after a manner.

Whoops! I mean, Reagan wuz the best preznit EVAH!!

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Man Thinks He Killed B... · 13 replies · +20 points

It was all the cocaine, alcohol, and hate. This is why you don't mix drugs, kids.

17 hours ago @ Wonkette - Whoops Looks Like Your... · 2 replies · +14 points

He also doesn't seem to understand the difference between defense and offense.

EDIT: OR... Poe?

18 hours ago @ Wonkette - Whoops Looks Like Your... · 0 replies · +18 points

At least we can all agree that Sarah Palin seriously needs help.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 1 reply · +8 points

I love the contortions he twists himself in trying to justify the white supremacism, given the fact that Ponyville, and Equestria at large, are depicted as an egalitarian society where all ponies, be they pegasi, unicorns, land ponies, etc, are considered equal and welcomed members of society. Which, (I've been lead to believe) is one of the foundational premises underlying the fandom?

21 hours ago @ Wonkette - RNC Spokeswoman Admits... · 0 replies · +1 points

"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE
( donthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit )"

--Mitt Romney, on the campaign trail, pretty much constantly.