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11 years ago @ Oh Internet! - OhInternet's Complete ... · 0 replies · +2 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - Little Hitler Printer · 0 replies · +2 points
"ACHTUNG! VE HAFFEN ZO BE USEN ZE OXYGENEERINGNUN ALLENUPPEN AST VASTENURNGEN AST VE KUNST.
IST BEKUNST VE KANST BE KRANKEN PEOPLEKAFFEN VITH ZE ZYKLON-B ANYMOORENEESTNOOFEN."
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - Little Hitler Printer · 0 replies · +3 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - The Etymology Of Faggotry · 0 replies · +1 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - Web Review: Mitchell H... · 0 replies · +1 points
1: If you intend to make a large impact on your audience, then be clear and succinct in the presentation of your message.
2: Present your suicide note in a manner that is easily televised. We're a long way into the digital age. People are making the best use of audiovisual media to present their suicides, which catch on and spread like wildfire. Sadly, phone book-sized suicide notes, don't.
3: Suicide notes should be written in point form. Better yet, print it out in 24-pt Times New Roman. Your loved ones will appreciate it as it is very difficult to read long paragraphs of cuneiform heiroglyphic handwriting through tear-congested eyes.
4: If you intend to store the bulk of your suicide note on a website, remember to make a professionally-edited dubstep video trailer with a link to your site. Spare no expense, after all, it will be your last.
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - The Best of Halloween ... · 1 reply · +3 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - One Year Without ODB · 0 replies · +4 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - JesusWeen: Christian W... · 0 replies · +4 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - Goon Justice: reddit R... · 0 replies · +8 points
12 years ago @ Oh Internet! - This Girl is Dirty and... · 0 replies · 0 points