Lucy Ricardo--Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

Buster Bluth--She's my kind, Mother! I'm half machine. I'M A MONSTER!!!

Kelly Kapoor--I'm pregnant. And I am keeping it. Cut to talking head: silently shakes head. (I know people will disagree with this. I don't care. I ALWAYS laugh when she's onscreen; Michael, Dwight, and even Jim bug a bit.)

Gareth Keenan--You know the expression softly, softly catch a monkey? Well, I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

I'm really excited by this. Is anyone else thinking this could be the first Bond film nominated for a Best Original Screenplay Oscar?