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maxscoville

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17 years ago @ /Film - Zach Braff To Direct S... · 0 replies · 0 points

By no stretch of the imagination was the Garden State soundtrack "kickass." Coldplay? Iron and Wine? It's fine if you like that shit, but calling it kickass is like calling Regina Spektor "raw as fuck."

17 years ago @ /Film - LOL: Hustler to Releas... · 0 replies · 0 points

Sasha Grey's the broad who's in Soderburgh's new movie. You know. The new movie that has a pornstar in it.

17 years ago @ /Film - Black Widow and Nick F... · 0 replies · +2 points

Because the harsh injustices of reality have broken our spirits enough times that we live without hope.

Or because it's too early for those commenters to be awake.

17 years ago @ /Film - Fox Announces Deadpool... · 0 replies · +1 points

It all depends on the script. I have faith in Reynolds. I always thought a Deadpool movie should be somewhere between Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Leon The Professional, but I think his description hits the nail pretty squarely on the head.

It's a pity Bea Arthur passed away... It would've been remarkable to see the whole "sexiest woman alive" running gag brought into play.

Ah, well. There's always The Olsen Twins and chimichangas.

17 years ago @ /Film - The Sorcerer's Ap... · 0 replies · 0 points

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE.

17 years ago @ /Film - X-Men Origins: Wolveri... · 0 replies · +3 points

I almost forced myself to watch Elektra afterward to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

17 years ago @ /Film - X-Men Origins: Wolveri... · 0 replies · +1 points

Honestly, I've been a fan of Deadpool since I was like, eight. To this day, my favorite Marvel character. The stuff they did with his character was unwarranted and completely awful. Upon seeing that leaked workprint, I was filled with about as much nerd-rage as I have over all the bullshit George Lucas has done in the past fifteen years. I'm totally with you on having childhood dreams and aspirations totally raped.

17 years ago @ /Film - VOTD: Wolverine ENTIRE... · 0 replies · -2 points

Yeah, I was gonna say. I'm still trying to drink away my awful memories of the leaked copy of that fucking mess they're trying to pass off as a movie.

17 years ago @ /Film - LOL: Snakes on a Plane... · 0 replies · +1 points

I hear a similar thing occurs when you "find a stranger in the alps."

17 years ago @ /Film - LOL: Snakes on a Plane... · 0 replies · +1 points

I remember watching There's Something About Mary on Fox, and their sneaky way of covering up "fuckin' asshole" was by dubbing in "froggin' ashbowl." I've spent the last eight years trying to understand how the hell they even thought up that combination of words.