Maman

Maman

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Justice Ruth Bader Gin... · 2 replies · +15 points

I want my girls to grow up to be RBG. (assuming they growup)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Paris To Fox News: See... · 0 replies · +4 points

I love the Statue of Liberty on the Seine and totally agree about the delights of Paris.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Paris To Fox News: See... · 0 replies · +4 points

The Meadowlands?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman Goes ... · 5 replies · +10 points

I prefer to blame Beringer White Zinfandel. That seems like that would be the wine of choice of someone who would date GZ.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here's Your MMMM Delic... · 0 replies · +4 points

I have more mustards than any human should. My husband cannot resist buy more. He snobbily resists the yellow-type though which I love.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - It's A Nice Day For A ... · 1 reply · +51 points

There's nothing more admirable than two people who see eye to eye keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -Homer

And I am completely delighted!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +2 points

Proof he couldn't get along with anyone. You know who else was nothing but trouble (code named NBT Chez Neuman)?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Need Brownies? Try The... · 2 replies · +4 points

I am currently not cooking due to my neighbors supplying me with sustenance while I attend to all my daughter's bodily functions (fuck you cancer). I will pass the recipe on to my older daughter who may or may not make a street legal version of the recipe. Do you have a weed pairing to accompany this scrumptious tidbit? Thank you. I will listen for my answer.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Swedish Sex Toy Compan... · 0 replies · +2 points

gold, silver and copper are all toxic but in small quantities are also antibacterial. Which is why we have copper plumbing and silver and copper coins.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Swedish Sex Toy Compan... · 0 replies · +35 points

When fucking the world over isn't enough to get you off...