If I'm going complete fanboy it would have to be Powerline from A Goofy Movie on my shoulder.

In case you were wondering the short was called partly cloudy.

While I was sad to not see the Toy Story 3 trailer attached to Up at my theater I at least got to see Partly Cloudy which I was way excited for.

This movie was absolutely fantastic. Pixar has done it again and I give this film a 10 out of 10. The full impact of this film still has not hit me and it probably won't until I am able to see it again, but aside from that the animation was absolutely beautiful and I love that Pixar decided to push the envelope with a more serious backstory than they usually do. It was a risky move for them considering this is a children's movie, but like usual they were able to pull it off. The story was extremely heartfelt and Carl Frederickson is up there with Wall-E as my favorite Pixar character yet. The character development in this movie was amazing as well. Russell and Carl were awesome, and every single dog had his only personality which made me happy.

I was happy to find the pizza planet truck and see the bear that is supposed to be the new villain in Toy Story 3 while watching the movie, but I'm curious if there were any other easter eggs in the film. Peter, you should write an article on those, similar to the one you did for Wall-E after it came out.

"Wait, so Michael Bay's penis goes out like this? Crap, mine curves. Maybe we should cancel that dick measuring contest I challenged him to."

I have to agree with Dan on the weapon. I would take a machete as well. The movie, though, would be "A Goofy Movie".

If Marge were my mom, I would buy her a copy of Kill Bill. That way, whenever she wants to, she could watch a woman kick some major ass.

Seduction would be good, but in a bride war the most effective weapon is her father. Seriously, he is giving her up to her soon-to-be husband and he has spent a crapload of money already on the wedding. If the wedding were threatened in any way the father of the bride would probably be willing ti kill some people. Heck, he's probably willing to kill people even if the wedding goes well. It's a stressful time.

My weapon would be remote-controlled death robots. They would usually just be there to intimidate people, but if someone was actually stupid enough to do steal something they would be vaporized. I think it would just be sweet to walk around waving the remote at suspicious mall goers and freaking them out.

I would murder people in a zoo. Chop up their bodies in what they think is an amphibian exhibit because of how dark it is. I would then feed the pieces to the animals.

Wow, I'm an idiot. Thanks for the correction Zak!