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14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - USA's Quirky 'Psych' R... · 0 replies · +6 points

Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster: So now I have a cat?
Shawn Spencer: An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a tiny Santa hat and she adores it.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Fantastic. I can't even have a make-believe boy cat.
Shawn Spencer: Gus, a boy cat would never serve my purposes nearly as well. Next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Pickles?
Shawn Spencer: Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Although, I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston
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I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush, I don't have my multi-vitamins, and oh yeah, I don't want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an Egyptian canal digger
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Shawn, don't you *dare* learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - 'Seinfeld' Actor 911 C... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm responding to you in a comments forum --- I died a little on the inside today

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - 'Seinfeld' Actor 911 C... · 6 replies · +6 points

what if the screaming person has a history of mental illness, what if the disease is treatable..

and again, who is able to discern the state of the patient... sorry friend,, too many what-ifs for me

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - 'Seinfeld' Actor 911 C... · 12 replies · +7 points

hmmm -- sounds like we need to test this out

who do we choose to go 1st?

liberals? conservatives? people who smell bad? you???

slippery slope... the problem is, who decides --
I wouldn't want it being a government official for obvious reasons
don't always want to trust the patient -- suicide by doc?
not all doctors are emotionally equipped to handle this

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - 'Seinfeld' Actor 911 C... · 0 replies · +3 points

he also had a nice run on Malcolom in the Middle as Commandant Spangler at the military school Frances attended -- hilarious characterization of an obviously sad man who takes his life's frustrations on those around him -

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Man Screaming 'Allah I... · 0 replies · +10 points

must be a Tea Party plant

14 years ago @ Big Government - Fire Fighter Union Bos... · 0 replies · +3 points

or worse, playing house with the gavel

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Hollywood Actress Who ... · 1 reply · +8 points

In my own warped worldview, liberism can be boiled down to a quote from Nigel Powers in Austin Powers (Goldmember)
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch

14 years ago @ Big Government - CBO: Real Unemployment... · 0 replies · +4 points

if it makes you feel better

14 years ago @ Big Government - CBO: Real Unemployment... · 3 replies · +6 points

what I mean is what I just said

hard to say you're cutting taxes, when all you are doing, is decreasing proposed tax increases and calling it a tax cut