To those who claim to be liberals.

Liberalism comes in many forms. According to John N. Gray, the essence of liberalism is toleration of different beliefs and of different ideas as to what constitutes a good life.

What ever happened to tolerance in liberalism? Liberalism is dead.

Here's hoping for a kinder, gentler drunken brawl.

Those who are duped by rbonilla; Don't you think that maybe it's possible that a liberal minded jokester would pose as a fumbling neocon making idiotic statements and misspelling every other word in order to promote the idea that conservatives are a bunch of hillbillies? For an educated bunch, you sure are easily duped. C'mon people, fight the good fight and don't fall victim to this kind of junior high school prank. Think!

Oh, to be in college again. Knowing it all and living forever.

The Taliban called. Your vest is ready for pick up.

Boulder County mauls inmates!? That's just not right!

Now you've gone too far! There isn't a Nascar within 6000 miles of the Arctic!
(Oops, never mind).

Nothing that a little spackle can't fix. Then at least monkeys won't fly out of it.

Should we all remove our shoes too? Look what happened to GW.

Violated her privacy? She lives in a communist country. She has no rights.