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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 1 reply · +12 points
Seriously, maybe Sam just wants someone to notice his butt and say something nice, but that flat, wide, sack of sad hanging below his belt is impossible to praise. He's not girthy enough to appeal to the bear lovers, even with the sagging hint of man-breast that peeks out from beneath his jacket, and his sense of style would cause all but the legally blind Gay man to shutter in horror. As disgusting as he may be, maybe Brownback just wants to be noticed and yes, loved.
So Gay men, one of you may have to take one for the team. Now I not saying you have to "go all the way", but if you see Sam maybe give him a little hug, compliment him on his hair or just tell him that he's looking good. Yes, I mean lie to him. Lie through your teeth. Maybe, in that way we can warm his little Grinch heart.
9 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +5 points
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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox's John Stossel Wil... · 0 replies · +2 points
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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Obama Needs Mike ... · 6 replies · +19 points
He was a little manic in those early years, like when he destroyed an entire town and then turned this chick into salt just because she noticed it and looked, or that time he drowned pretty much all of existence. He was a pistol back then, but then he had a kid and he's mellowed quite a bit since then. That's why it really isn't fair to bring up all of the old violence that has been done in his name. He was a very different kind of God and he's really gotten in touch with his inner child (and his inner ghost-bird) since then. In fact you could argue that he was actually the Jewish God back then.
9 years ago @ Wonkette - Justice Ruth Bader Gin... · 0 replies · +10 points
Its a very touching story that moved me greatly. Coincidentally, this is exactly how Mom fell into the lucrative field of Crack Whoring.