honest_ape's Comments

hOneSt aPe : J.R., I am your father..

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 02:24:06 +0000

Make up some words to go with it and sing it to me, baby!

hOneSt aPe : J.R., I am your father..

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 02:23:20 +0000

I never watched it, but I saw the intro enough to enjoy the hell out of this.

hOneSt aPe : Buy, buy, buy! Or sell. One of those.

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:37:02 +0000

You make a valid point, but I still enjoy the occasional episode of AssFuckers over on AFNBC

hOneSt aPe : Without God, how could R&B singers ever win an Emmy?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:34:31 +0000

Yeah, me too. This one was especially funny because you had to question whether or not it was real in the first minute or so. Actually, that's not so much funny as it is a sad statement on religion in this country.

hOneSt aPe : That about sums it up...

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:39:09 +0000

Yeah, that's about it. I did the same when I had a Netflix account.

hOneSt aPe : The Pork Circle

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:16:33 +0000

All sin is tasty, my friend.

hOneSt aPe : Buy, buy, buy! Or sell. One of those.

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:16:02 +0000

Hey, C! Long time, no see. How ya been? And yes, it was painful. I actually felt bad for Cramer once or twice.

hOneSt aPe : Buy, buy, buy! Or sell. One of those.

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:10:12 +0000

Shit, even the stock market tabulations aren't objective anymore.

hOneSt aPe : Who's got the sweetest disposition?

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:22:02 +0000

Sorry, H. I've been reading your blog as religiously as ever, but I haven't been commenting. But don't be jealous. I'm not commenting anywhere lately. Been busy and am usually tired by the time I get home from work. Not to mention I can't use the internet from work. I'll do my level best to be a better blog reader in the future. :)

hOneSt aPe : Who's got the sweetest disposition?

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:16:47 +0000

Yeah, I don't need Maltin telling me what to think. Or anyone for that matter. I don't remember a single offensive Donald Duck cartoon anyway. Unless you count the episode "Donald Makes A Negro Friend".

hOneSt aPe : Jesus and the Vikings vs. The Alien Dragon

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:38:46 +0000

It came out a few weeks ago. I think the 2008 was erroneous. I have it via a torrent, but have yet to watch it.

hOneSt aPe : Criminals is dumb

Wed, 4 Feb 2009 18:07:04 +0000

Who gives gifts when you get VD?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : He's a Demon on Wheels

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:58:43 +0000

You said it better than I ever could. In the immortal words of Bart Simpson, "I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows."

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Does Whatever an Iron Can

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 19:52:39 +0000

Having Iron Man inside you would be pretty painful. I mean, the repulsor rays alone would be hell on your small intestine.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Does Whatever an Iron Can

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 19:51:31 +0000

I'd pay to see that. They could call it An American Maus. I think it would be the greatest movie ever made. With the possible exception of Road House.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : 2008: A Spam Odyssey

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:12:32 +0000

You got it all wrong. It wasn't Hal at all. It's Kurt Russell.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065566/plotsummary

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : An Offer He Can't Refuse

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:54:05 +0000

If only this were true. Lucas ass-raped my childhood so many times that I feel like I'm an inmate on HBO's OZ.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : America voted, and... IT'S A TRAP!

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:30:38 +0000

Then my work here is done.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : America voted, and... IT'S A TRAP!

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:06:53 +0000

We were rick rolling each other like mad on Mixx.com recently. Then, it transformed into McRolling each other. If you don't know what a McRoll is, check out this hilarious, bizarre, beyond belief youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 12:33:06 +0000

Does that make Bender the pope? He needs a funny hat.