Sounds like Obama Only government can help. Look what I've done. Just look!

Oh God. I sound just like you, and I'm not nearly that old. As a 24 year old, what do I have to look forward to if pop culture has already left me in the dust. I live in Florida and could have sworn that Flo Rida has some ties to the state, maybe because the only time I've seen him was on Ellen when she was filming at Universal Studios in FL. And I just found out that "Lady GaGa" was a real person. No shit. I thought it was Christina Aguelara's(?) alter ego, kind of like Garth Brooks and Chris Ganes, that kind of thing.