It seems that the biblical citations are an implied guarantee of protection, so the families of the 5,000 dead Americans should file lawsuits. god simply did not deliver on the warranty.
Why is it that the religious always demand that they be allowed to use public assets to spread their mythology?
Obama has had a passport for decades, so he, too, satisfied the birth certificate requirement. McCain, on the other hand, can prove he was born in Panama.
Now that is one great offer. After successfully saving their lives, the formerly captured crewmen can go to Las Vegas and lose everything they earned during the voyage. Something for nothing, I always say. Can they get some drug injections and sexually transmitted diseases while they are at it? Should they take title to their cars and homes with them? Bring the kids and let them watch Daddy lose the family fortune. Ah. Defeat the pirates of the Indian Ocean and lose to the pirates of Las Vegas. That is real karma.
God showed up and rained on the bigots! That must count for something.
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