If I were the cop I would respectfully decline the President's offer. Because Obama is stupid.

Now THAT was funny.

I don't deny that it's a really sad story, and I understand the point you're trying to make. But if there were multiple people waiting for a donor liver and the others hadn't caused the liver damage by drinking too much alcohol, then they should get priority. If they had a spare liver that went to waste and they just didn't give it to him then I also would be outraged.

It's really difficult to muster up sympathy for someone who did it to themselves. If they had extra livers in stock, then yes, he should get one. But if there was anybody else that needed one, why should this guy get it?

My response to the supposedly offended party: If America and our flag offend you, maybe you should go back to Africa, a-hole.

Welcome to the world Jacob. It's not as bad as it looks at first.

Allow me to state the obvious. That woman is a fucking cunt.

Great job, Kruiser!