Great job, Kruiser!

My response to the supposedly offended party: If America and our flag offend you, maybe you should go back to Africa, a-hole.

Welcome to the world Jacob. It's not as bad as it looks at first.

Allow me to state the obvious. That woman is a fucking cunt.

If you're thinking in terms of political parties, you're already screwed.

What we're dealing with here is not a Republican and Democrat problem. Bush failed us, and Obama is failing us. And every member of Congress who voted to spend money we don't have is failing us.

This is not a partisan problem. This is an American problem that we're all going to have to deal with.

I don't like Obama. Not because he's a Democrat, or because he's black. I don't like Obama because he's making really shitty decisions.

That's why I was at the Tea Party. I know there were a LOT of people who were there for the same reason.

I swear I'll stop (passing earmarks) after this one last (earmark filled bill).

I swear I'll stop (drinking) after this one last (college keg party).

I swear I'll stop (cheating on you) after this one last (giant orgy).

I swear I'll stop (hitting you) after this one last (trip to the emergency room for you).

I swear I'll stop (using drugs) after this one last (month-long bender in Amsterdam).

I swear I'll stop (overeating) after this one last (truckload of twinkees).

I swear I'll stop (taking so many naps) after this one last (self induced coma)

I swear I'll stop (believing Obama's lies) after this one last (who am I kidding)

Are you insinuating that homeless people should be spending their money to keep themselves alive rather than to pay for a cell phone? That's soooo unAmerican! Homeless people are ENTITLED to cellphones AND free meals. You are a monster!

</bulls*hit>

Also, that homeless guy has a nicer phone than I do. How about you Duane? Oh wait, you choose to buy food for your family instead of the LUXURY of a cell phone.

Fucking liberal democrat motherfuckers.

Microsoft did NOT sabotage our site because you bought a Mac.