Night of the Comet, an excellent movie; but it's disqualified as a couple of hot girls icing some post-asteroid zombies will always be cool to any adult male, regardless of the "Girls just wanna have fun" soundtrack.

I don't think Dr. K's been on Red Eye, I've seen many of their shows and can't remember a lowered table (the “leg chair” and others are stools). Gutfeld towering over someone, for once, would be a visual not easily forgotten. Yeah, that's right—short people have evil, black hearts and regularly lurk under beds, waiting to steal the souls of sleeping children. They must be subjugated at all opportunities, lest they consider themselves worthy of anything other than the scorn from us normals! (Thank God for lifts and big hair)

On a side note, either the notorious PAB or Julie Banderas has the overpowering goodness to cancel out Gutfeld's inherent wickedness and bring a semblance of normalcy on the set. That is, until Bill opens his mouth.

Best Late Night Show Ever. Geek tested, Virgin approved.

I respectfully disagree. It's very easy to dismiss a slight aimed at a third party, but nearly impossible to repair the damage to a reputation after a populace, unaware of any attack, digests it as fact.

After the History Channel aired an absurd documentary about the Star Wars movies referencing symbolism between the Empire and the Bush Administration, I finally gave up watching. Their airing of fictional movies had been diluting the brand before that point.

Mr. Nolte, you made it look all too easy-thanks.

Nice try Crowder, but only a real [insert insult] can truly pretend to be another [insert insult].

See Ben Afleck's impersonation-it's spot on and proves of my theory.

Need more? Check out Alec Baldwin's past work. Epic [insert insult] talent, there.

No way! It's here to stay; just as the term "metro-sexual" will stand the test of time.

Seriously though, I almost pity the people who have to add that crap to new editions of dictionaries.

Peter,

I am curious regarding this “evolution,” you speak of. Where are we to get our moral guidance from? It appears you have an answer that eludes many of the "myth" believers.