Has-been Jackson Browne, the big cry baby, must really need the royalty income these days. He should be glad somebody was willing to play his music. I saw him in concert back in the eighties at an outdoor festival in St. Paul. He spent more time bashing President Reagan than he did playing music for the crowd. I left in disgust.

No wonder I loved John Hughes films. Had no idea he was one of the good guys. There was something sweet and innocent about his teen flicks that is utterly missing in today's crude, amoral and meaningless teenage movies cranked out by Hollywood. For what it's worth, he and I are the same age.

Sonia Sotomayor's Special Edition Perjuring Picante Sauce--a few drops on your empanada and you'll be lying through your teeth! (Especially under oath.)

• Direct from the Lolo Soetero Family Recipe Book, Indonesian “Bali Blaster” Hot Sauce—the perfect primer for blowing up infidel luxury resorts!

• Obama’s Special Edition “Public Option” Hot Sauce—being rushed into production, folks, just in time. It will cure everything from the common cold to degenerative hip joints to cancer! (It better.) AND it works as an anesthesia so you won’t care one way or another.

tmanero is certifiably nuts. Talk about playing foot loose and fancy free with the facts. Bush's prescription drug program cost 7 trillion dollars? C'mon. We weren't even using the term "trillion" until Obama came along. The Clinton administration was more effective in fighting terrorists than the Bush administration? That's so laughable I'm beginning to gag.

Joe Wilson’s Nigerian “Yellow Cake” Hot Sauce—guaranteed to ignite the anti-war crowd and inflame the already rabid Bush-bashers!

Napolitano’s “Pyric Paranoia” Hot Sauce—a favorite among liberals wary of ordinary Americans! (DHS WARNING to all conservatives: “The heat is on”.)

Fanny May’s Hot “Magma Meltdown” Sauce—makes a great fire accelerant when, facing foreclosure, you want to torch your house!

Mahmoud’s Radioactive “Enriched Eruption” Hot Sauce—savored by the peace-loving Iranians of Tehran! A little goes a long way toward ensuring that explosive blast of flavor! Allahu Akbar!

Hugo Chavez’s Boiling “Caldera de Revolución” Chili Pepper Sauce—guaranteed to ward off Third World insurrectile dysfunction! Bring your nation to a boil with Hugo’s delectable inferno!

Bernadette Dorhn’s Incendiary Hot Sauce—even better than C4 when you want to take down a federal building!

Michelle Obama’s Piqued Picante Sauce—blended with bitter herbs grown in her White House garden!

Blathering Bab’s “Blazing Bilge” Hot Sauce—the perfect condiment for when you’re hosting Hollywood parties attended by bilious pissed-off celebs! (Alec, Sean, Matt, Leo and George all swear by it.)

Chef Algore’s Fearsome “Methane Mash” Globally-Heated Hot Sauce—threatens to raise your body temperature by 30 degrees by the end of the century! AND, before tax, only $2.95 a bottle! (Disclaimer: after tax, $502.95 per bottle.)

Havana’s “Tropical Swelter” Habanero Sauce—it’s kept Fidel alive this long! (It sure wasn’t Cuba’s world-class health care system.)

Perez Hilton’s “Flaming Gay” Hot Sauce—adds bite when you’re dissing beauty queens!

Loved the "Yes We Cayenne!" bit. I'm a sucker for puns. Wish I had thought of that.

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Benny Netanyahu’s Kickin’ Kosher Hot Sauce—next time try a little on your Gaza Strip steak! (NOTE: this is the one hot sauce President Obama reportedly detests.)

Hezbollah’s “Exploding Camel” Hot Sauce—perfect for when you suicide bombers need to muster a little more courage! Enjoy it while it lasts (because you won’t).