not that Dewey

not that Dewey

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2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +7 points

the products were "misbranded and contained undeclared allergens"

"We had intended that these products only contain mechanically separated meat, anti-freeze, flame retardants, and known carcinogens. We regret the error."

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +6 points

♫ If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Doo-wop, doo-wop ♫

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +6 points

Massachusetts?

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +6 points

I don't speak Korean -- is she singing about bank fraud?

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +3 points

"Pick me! Pick me!"

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +7 points

members of the Colorado National Guard opened fire on a group of armed coal miners...Many of the rights they sought were required by Colorado law but remained unenforced.

If only Colorado had had some mechanism for enforcing laws.

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 4 replies · +4 points

Speaking of Bizarre Tributes to Paschal Holidays, my perennial favorite, the 10 Plagues of Exodus Finger Puppets.

"Hi, I'm Boils!"

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +4 points

If so, will there will be six more weeks of persecution and mockery?

4 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +3 points

"Wonderful. Get William F. Buckley to kill the spider."

-Alvy Singer

4 days ago @ Wonkville - Post · 2 replies · +5 points

It is on a fixed date -- Nisan the 18th.

Maundy Thursday, can't trust that day.