My God man, are you deaf dumb and blind? You can't be this stupid...nobody can.

Thefeur@whitehouse.gov -- I chuckled.

Simple, lots and lots of people left the workforce. IE... they gave up looking and let their unemployment expire. Everyone must remember that the jobs numbers need to be at +300,000 a month (THAT IS A PLUS SIGN) in order to just stay even. Anything less is job loss. So in real terms our economy shed or didn't create almost half a million jobs that it has to just to stay flatline. Real unemployment + underemployment (people who took temporary part time jobs due to the lack of ability to find a real job) is hovering around 20% depending on whose figures you use. That is one in five Americans are under direct distress from an economic standpoint. 50% of homeowners are under water on their mortgages, effectively shrinking the housing market by 50% and every one of those people is a foreclosure waiting to happen. Dump on top of that the massive amount of money that is being printed (read inflation) the high cost of oil, cap & tax (the largest tax increase in the history of the world), healthcare takeover...errrr 'reform' (the second largest tax increase in American history), and this administrations general assault on capitalism, I would say things look wunderbar (that is 'wonderful' for you non-German speakers out there). At least it does from a third world bannana republic despots point of view. So what are you all drinking this weekend?

This is by far the stupidist president I have ever seen in my lifetime and that includes Peanut boy Carter.

Two on one, sounds like a justifible use of deadly force to me. Racists thuggery straight from Chicago politics.

LOL, I got it immediately. -15 ????? Lord, people take themselves too seriously.

That isn't a birth certificate, that is a certificate of live birth, issued by the state of Hawaii for citizens and non-citizens at the time. There is a reason that Hawaii won't accept their own certificates of live birth for many government programs, they only accept the long-form birth certificate. If you are going to jump on here so vociferously, spewing sewage, at least spend the time to know what the hell you are talking about. If it "wasn't an issue", president teleprompter could make a phone call and the State of Hawaii could release a copy to the press in about 5 minutes. Instead he has spent over a million dollars fighting lawsuits trying to force him to do that. If it wasn't an issue, why would he do that?

Screw the proletariat, we don't deserve their healthcare. They are, after all, the Statist nobility and thus deserve their "perks".

Are you nuts? Don’t you realize where you live? The Statist nobility would never live under the proletariat’s healthcare.

Dateline [insert date here]

President Telemprompter issued a statement regarding the recent [insert event here] "I am deeply concerned."

He then went on to talk about [insert fake emergency of the day here]