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ckinsobe

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck's 'The Blaz... · 1 reply · +10 points

Holy mother of dog. I just realized I am part of the NWO, a man dressed as a policeman danced at my birthday party!!!

Plus he took of his uniform to a BEYONCE song.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck's 'The Blaz... · 2 replies · +30 points

Everybody knows Illuminati shoes are SO last year. Pffttttt

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Please Enjoy This Pict... · 1 reply · +9 points

Does it contain nuts, though?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Drops By T... · 2 replies · +12 points

This gives me an idea for gift giving during the upcoming Holidays.
Baskets filled with Obamagifts®

Brass knuckles for punching Grover
Shot Glasses with Boheners face on the bottom
Slut Pills for all
Obamaphones® that robocall Tea Pottiers with:
a) Kenyan Marxist Islamist plots to take over govmt.
b) We're coming to take your guns away Ha-haaaa (sung to the Dr.Demento tune)
c) Announcements about socialist high speed rail and bike paths coming to their neighborhoods.
d) Other scary things

Any suggestions?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children’s Treasur... · 1 reply · +7 points

I would have watched more but at 3:14 I felt like Mary was going to reach out of the TV and strangle me, after her head spun around a full 360 turn.

I ran out of the room, sniveling.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dispatches From The FE... · 0 replies · +3 points

Great.
Now I'm going to be singing that ditty the rest of the day,.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dispatches From The FE... · 0 replies · +9 points

Well, I am WHITE so I am obviously consumed with self loathing, but otherwise yeah.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dispatches From The FE... · 2 replies · +23 points

I'm an Obama slut.
Where do I sign up for guard duty at a camp?
Will whips and leather uniforms be provided for free?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - October 24, 2012: The ... · 0 replies · +6 points

And here I thought he would be announcing Robme as contestant on next Celebrity Apprentice.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Trump 'Bombshell' Prob... · 2 replies · +7 points

He was an ELITIST drug dealer. duh.