chicken_thief

chicken_thief

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Doocey and Killemeade aren't going to like this, not one bit.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 1 reply · +5 points

NO DEATH PENALTY?!!! OH FUCK WE MIGHT AS WELL MOVE TO ONE A THEM SOSHULIST YER-O-PEEN CUNTRIES NOW WHAT WITH GEYHZ CRAMMIN THEIR AGENDA DOWN OUR THROATS NOBAMA KILLING OUR AMBASSADORS AND GETTIN OFF SCOTT FREE AND NOW LETTING OUR MURDERS ROAM FREE!!!!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 0 replies · +6 points

Sounds tasty but way too much work after the first one.

The tried and true chicken_thief method: 1. open bottle or can of your fav liquor, 2. drink, repeat as needed

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +6 points

Corbin should really be more careful. I mean, come on, we all know how emotional wimmiz get that time of the month. His innocent fun could really hurt some lady's PMS-ing feelings. Right guys?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +6 points

I bet he loves that the Governor, his superior in state office, has a va-jay-jay.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +9 points

How is it that Ted Nugent isn't affiliated with these jackasses yet?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +8 points

But zero black people would claim them as friends.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 1 reply · +6 points

with a side of hate. Angry hate, handed down from my grandpappy to my pappy to me and me to my young'uns.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +6 points

Shouldn't it be someone with a some name recognition? After all, the man is the POTUS.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 2 replies · +7 points

"...if past performance is any indicator of future performance, ..."

Scott, quick! tell me who quadrupled the ground forces in Afghanistan? Who has droned more top al Quida leaders and other targets of opportunity than any other Prez? Who killed OBL? Who's been bombing ISIS for the past six months?