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1 day ago @ Wonkette - Young Barry Obama Alwa... · 0 replies · +6 points

Anybody got any papers? The cat hid my water pipe again.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Of Course Bristol... · 0 replies · +24 points

Again, begging the question: What does anyone even remotely connected to this family have to do with ``reality?`` I feel like I am having a stroke every time I see or hear one of their names mentioned.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Liberal New York Times... · 0 replies · +6 points

Obama`s cocky is always uppity.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - George W. Bush Writing... · 0 replies · +17 points

The ``book`` will come with a complete set of 64 Crayolas for filling in the numerous pie charts and bar graphs showing us that up is down, square is round, in your favorite color schemes.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Has No ... · 0 replies · +8 points

To most North Carolina boys, an update is one where you get to second base. For the girls, eewwww, I mean EEWWWWWW!

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lugar Loses 'Battle of... · 0 replies · +2 points

I thought the song was about Warren Beatty or Mick Jagger. Has anyone ever seen the Mittster and the Mickster in the same place at the same time?

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lugar Loses 'Battle of... · 0 replies · +2 points

``Mourdock is some sort of terrible nut who has promised to leave little puddles of his urine for seniors to slip on wherever they are waiting in line for their Medicare pill bottles.``

Those little puddles should be tested for ... something.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Blocks Student Loa... · 0 replies · +3 points

Let them eat pencils!!!!

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - It's Been Another Bann... · 0 replies · +2 points

When that truck hits a bump of a dip oor something, those Nutz must scape the pavement. I mean, Yeowy. Those exhaust pipes are hawt.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Will Help Obama Ge... · 1 reply · +6 points

Let the military hold a bake sale: machine gun shaped cheesecake; scones that look like hand grenades, chocolate fudge booby traps.