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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Jeb Bu... · 0 replies · +4 points

How long until the general public starts to ridicule him for boasting about being the email savvy candidate in 2015? isn't that a little a whole lot like Poppy being fascinated with label scanning technology that has been around for decades? Srsly Jeb, most of us have been using email since about 1995. Like THREE F*CKING DECADES. What an ultra maroon.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 5 replies · +17 points

so how badly does Walker have to screw up before the Koch's decide they don't want to spend all their monies getting him the VP spot next to the Not-Stupid Shrub? And do they really think a trip to London to see the Queen is going to pass as foreign policy experience? If so, I seriously can't wait for Christie and Randoid's trips to Europe.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 0 replies · +5 points

Outside of cadavers, I don't believe that flesh tone actually represents any living race, so I will concede Piyush may have a point. Also, the way the mouth is offset to one side defies actual human anatomy and probably physics, but not any one particular race. The perspective, spacing and shapes of those columns are seriously f*cked up too. but I do like the Wayne Thiebaud-esque way the shadows from his legs outlines his pants. So there's that.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 0 replies · +8 points

the duck or the actor?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 1 reply · +25 points

There is a reason this did not come up in law school, and that is because a fetus is growing inside another person who does have pretty clearly defined rights

ha ha, you are so funny lawsplaining how wimmenz have 'rights' when the BIBUL and the JEEBUS written CONSTITUSHUN clearly doesn't even recognize the EXISTANCE of wimmenz cause ALL MEN are created equal, ipso facto, you are WRONG!

/ffs

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush's New Tech Ge... · 0 replies · +13 points

Ta Da! Darwin's law finally catches up with the anti-vaxers.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Sue Kentu... · 1 reply · +5 points

surely they need someone to play all the heathens destined for hell in their Rapture Passion Play Musical? I mean, can't some condemned pimply-faced kid staff the drowning unicorn's ass? Wouldn't their devil-may-care attitude lend credence to their performances? Surely there are plenty of slutty slut, sluts who have already defiled themselves in KSU's frathouses who would make the most awesome Salome and Lot's wives ever (garbed in Wildcat Blue, natch)!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Can't Believe... · 1 reply · +25 points

Matthew Sheppard, Dr. George Tiller, Dr. David Gunn, Dr. John Britton, on and on

and let's not mention 900+ Jim Jones followers and the 80 that burned at Waco thanks to David Koresh, the child rapist cause Christian fundamentalists don't ever mislead their followers and get them to do horrible things in the name of Christ.

/ffs

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Learn This Hot New Tri... · 0 replies · +8 points

did you make a birdhouse with your vajayjay or a gun rack?

asking for a friend...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Thank Rick Perry... · 0 replies · +15 points

jeebus the whole, 'let Obama come out for breathing and watch them drop like flies' thing was a JOKE. I'm truly beginning to think it might actually work.

/FFS

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