Ok, sorry. Shoot, what was I thinking?!

There's a quick fix for this:
Replace the setting of an ATM with a Phonebooth.
Replace Matthew Perry with Colin Ferrell.
And replace the title of Friends... with Phonebooth.

Masculinity restored... phew!

I said it right in the post!

"Marc Webb's name alone seems to have already predestined him to take on the Spider-man franchise."

For real.

YES! thanks art... major brain fart... major.

Dear Carol,

I must start off by saying I really enjoyed you in "Where the Wild Things Are." Too bad your voice was replaced by James Gandolfini's. He did a great job though.

When a post is tagged "humor," you should know and understand that it isn't an attack on anyone... It's a joke. If you've tuned into any late night night TV program, my rant is very kind compared to the ripping Speers is taking on those shows.

But just to be clear, here's some clues that this is all in fun.

- I don't actually own a phaser, and if I did get my hands on such technology... I wouldn't tell anyone(until I figure out how to cash in on it).
- At the top of the post is a baby. Not some abused child. An adorable Trekkie baby in the comfort of a car seat... or as I call it, The Captain's Chair.
- Below... ANOTHER cute baby!
- I use the words doobies and Huggies in the same sentence.
- When using the Humor tag, I've accused inanimate objects of being racist and of hating America. Don't believe me?

http://geektyrant.com/2009/07/nintendo-wii-is-no-...

http://geektyrant.com/2009/07/the-nintendo-wii-ha...

Obviously they are smart and well educated people. But more importantly, just how attractive are we talking here? Like 8's or 10's? But I degrassi... excuse me, I mean digress.

Also take into consideration that for many years of my childhood, whenever I picked up a bucket of Legos, the only things constructed were blocky multi colored versions of the Enterprise, and again... phasers. I know and accept that my geeky traits will undoubtedly rub off on my kids(when I have kids).

But if people had to meet every single person, before being able to talk about them or make a joke about them... We'd live in a very unfunny world.

And the last time I checked... this is America.

USA! USA!

I heard theater employees are working around the clock to scrape off the estrogen left on the walls.

But I also heard the problem is nothing compared to the traffic jam caused when the parents came to pick up all the guys at the "Star Trek" midnight showings.

But apparently both of those pale in comparison to the children accidentally left behind at the midnight showings for "Step Up 2: The Streets."

Andy is the sole survivor of the Stamford branch. That says a lot about the character, as well as Ed Helms -- who's done an amazing job walking the line of the over confident, one-upping dork. His character has evolved quite dramatically; first appearing as the conniving short tempered jerk, and now he's the kind hearted hopeless romantic(still a dork) that we all love.

As much as I think Rainn Wilson is incredible, the Dwight character has long been the most over the top aspect of the show -- at times so cartoon-ish, that it completely takes you out of the world that the writing and the rest of the cast seem to be perfectly tuned in to. Dwight belongs on a classic sitcom more than he does in Scranton.

Sorry Dwight, and more apologies to Rainn(cuz he is a FUNNY dude), but Dwight needs to be quietly buried in his beet farm.

No problem! Great find dude. Keep on trucking??? Or whatever it is you do... keep it up.

"Some" as in not all. "Some" as in incomplete.There are definitely a boat load of other films coming out in 2010.

Hey guys. Just a little info on why the word is censored. This is actually a very rare case in which it's actually being used correctly.

Up to this point, the word has almost ALWAYS been used in an inappropriate and offensive manner, often as a way of attacking people. Those comments get flagged and reported by other commenters instantly.

I agree that most of our readers our mature enough to handle it. We may have to go though and update, so you guys can better express your points on this subject. But I don't think this will be a reoccurring situation.

Thanks!