I think the Big Joe Polka Show is on at the same time, cutting into the Wisconsin voter audience.

1. Medicare fraud is a victimless crime, like smothering a hobo.

2. IOKIYAR

We'd have to run away. I'm in Florida, where the sanctity of marriage is protected by Allen West, Katherine Harris, and Marco Rubio.

The bigger question is, can a man and woman gay marry each other?

You mean you got 800s too?

This is like the poll results from a year ago or so finding that, say, 48 percent favored allowing gay people to get married, and 57 percent in favor of allowing gay and lesbian people to marry.

Down at the Chatterbox Cafe, Carl Janke sent back his meatloaf platter because it was "a little pink in the middle." Then he waved around his Glock with the extra-capacity clip and shouted something about mixing the races. Old Mrs. Johanssen, who's a little hard of hearing, thought he said "Nixon is racist," and hauled off and whacked him in the jaw with her cane. Carl decided to eat the meatloaf after all rather than try to explain himself to Mrs. Johanssen.

Chuck Schumer got 800s on his SATs. Really.

So Mr. Pollack is an African-American, huh?

This whole story is bullshit. There is nobody in Providence named Rebecca.

Shut up, you whiny nancies. Atoms are completely natural.