To quote Billy Bragg, "If you stick around / I'm sure that we can find some common ground..."

Opus caught rickets from bats?

This reminds me of the back-and-forth that Morris Day has with the backup singers on "Pandemonium":

"Hey Morris?"
"Yes?"
"Cool us down!"
"No, I don't like Eskimos!"

A friend who worked at a hedge fund retired at 40, not 50. Get your facts right, Wonkette.

"JeVejazzled."

Who knew that Vicki would grow up to be such a bitch?

That's a really beautiful—and, I assume, expensive—watch. ELITIST.

That boy had better watch his pooper, is all I'm saying.

Someone on another website (like I read other websites, no I don't, I was just "browsing") said that this looked like a condition known as echopraxia, which Wikipedia calls "a behaviour characteristic of some people with autism, Tourette syndrome, Ganser syndrome, schizophrenia (especially catatonic schizophrenia), some forms of clinical depression and some other neurological disorders."

No snark here; I was just kind of interested that such a thing exists.

I got at least three simultaneous erections reading that post. More!