Newspapers are generally struggling,
left slanted newspapers are especially struggling.
The Wall Street Journal is doing well in circulation and profit .

Content counts in newspapers as it does in cable news,
the channel most people trust is the one most people watch, and the most profitable.

Success does not prove the veracity of the reporting,
but true and fair news reporting will win
readers, viewers, listeners, and clicks in any format.

MSNBC? Is that thing STILL around?

Why can't natural history museums come to life after sunset?
I may end it all.

Why can't I live as a frog in a swamp with an alligator that plays the trumpet like Louis Armstrong?
I could just die.

Why don't the chipmunks in my neighborhood sing and dance, instead of biting, clawing, and peeing all over my hands when I try to put them in the clothes I made for them?
I'm going to jump off a bridge.

Seriously, though, can I get a pair of Barcaloungers upholstered in
Na'vi hide?

Because if I cant live in a world with furniture covered in blue
leather flecked with otherworldly bioluminesence,I don't want to live.

Incompetence,
sufficiently advanced,
is indistinguishable
from malice

"...This is a party, not a democracy."

Turn out the lights, the party's over.

I preferred Letterman to Leno,
until Dave went 'full retard'.

Jay turned me off when he started on 'Tonight' by spending his first week
dragging out some stupid joke about Dan Quayle,
but he has developed equal opportunity snarkiness over the years .

"Harry and Marv of the terrorist world"
LOL

Let's replace Janet Napolitano with
Macauley Culkin.
THERE'S someone who can keep the Homeland secure
from clumsy stupid criminals.

Just give him a roll of butcher paper, a 64 box of Crayolas, and whatever rope, paint, tar, and blowtorches are lying scattered about the basement of the White House

Yes, I saw what must have been a first season episode of King Of The Hill tonight.
Yuck. The characters were caricatures of rednecks, they got a lot more developed and lovable as time went on.
Hopefully the Goodes will have time to develop on Comedy channel, they have some funny ideas, and lots of liberal foolishness to skewer.

I'm not a big fan of Santa songs, but I like these two:

http://thelazyhalfsranch.blogspot.com/2009/12/big...

"Bring him home,Santa" tears up my eyes.
Merry Christmas!

Duuuude, you totaly left out Ramadan! Hater ! :-)
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AlfonZo, that was great preaching, preach on!
However, not only did Jesus 'see Africa from his house',
he went there when Joseph was told in a drem to flee Herod's wrath and go to Egypt.

The African college students at our church sing a song called, "Jesus went to Africa."
I don't think they ever heard of Kwanzaa in their home countries.