So funny. Another blogger friend was asking for ideas to remember people's names and often my hubby adds things to names to remember people. So it would be something like "Bob, the Bible Boy". We have "Janet, the bird lady" and "Amy, the drunk receptionist" and stuff like that. So I think that it is common for people to give people names other than the ones they were actually given at birth. It is hilarious. I look forward to the post that explains the names.

You are funny.

What strikes me is that a lot of children can't wait to drink coffee. So I can understand you not drinking coffee as an adult, but when you were a little girl didn't you ask to have coffee on holidays when the adults were drinking theirs? Even though most adults will give a child a more-milk-than-coffee-coffee, still, I would think that you MIGHT have had that when you were young. Which I would think would dis-qualify you for Coffee virgin status.