Spawn Paul

Spawn Paul

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2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho School District ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Just take 'em down to the firin' range. That's all the P.E. any red-blooded 'Murican kid needs!

5 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Democrats No... · 0 replies · +2 points

That .gif is truly remarkable. It perfectly encapsulates everything I'm feeling at this point in my life!

10 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady With Bible &... · 4 replies · +36 points

"They cling to guns and religion"

Hahaha! Remember when Bamz had to walk that shit back?

41 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Millennials Pretty Sic... · 0 replies · +4 points

Jesus Christ, that was a perfect work of art right there!

I think I'm going to print it out and frame it...

53 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Strap It On, It Is T-M... · 0 replies · +4 points

You had me at 'strap it on'. <3

59 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Explains It I... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'd hit it! She gives me a dirty bomb in my pants.

104 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Video: Mitt Romney Rea... · 0 replies · +14 points

Yeah, that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing I imagined they discussed in their nice quiet rooms.

105 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is the Gre... · 0 replies · +16 points

Godddammit And I spent all my money on Sarah Palin Apocalypse 2012 t-shirts!

114 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 1 reply · +4 points

Exactly. Wear glasses, put your hair up, and say something bitchy. It's just that easy!

114 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 3 replies · +4 points

Oh, I don't know... with a little coaching she could probably mine that 'slutty librarian' vein that the wingnuts seem to go coo coo puffs for.