Spawn Paul

Spawn Paul

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19 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Millennials Pretty Sic... · 0 replies · +4 points

Jesus Christ, that was a perfect work of art right there!

I think I'm going to print it out and frame it...

31 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Strap It On, It Is T-M... · 0 replies · +4 points

You had me at 'strap it on'. <3

37 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Explains It I... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'd hit it! She gives me a dirty bomb in my pants.

82 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Video: Mitt Romney Rea... · 0 replies · +14 points

Yeah, that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing I imagined they discussed in their nice quiet rooms.

83 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is the Gre... · 0 replies · +16 points

Godddammit And I spent all my money on Sarah Palin Apocalypse 2012 t-shirts!

92 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 1 reply · +4 points

Exactly. Wear glasses, put your hair up, and say something bitchy. It's just that easy!

92 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 3 replies · +4 points

Oh, I don't know... with a little coaching she could probably mine that 'slutty librarian' vein that the wingnuts seem to go coo coo puffs for.

92 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yeah Rick Perry Will S... · 0 replies · +4 points

But what you guys aren't taking into consideration is the fact that after Texas secedes that 'ol dump is going to have to serve as King Perry's castle. Thrones, drawbridges, moats and dungeons ain't cheap y'all.

92 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yeah Rick Perry Will S... · 0 replies · +4 points

I think he'll be just be the governor until we secede. After that he'll be king 4 life.

92 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With Jamie Kil... · 0 replies · +12 points

I think that, if for some unforeseen reason, I were forced to run for president I would probably say something like "I'm an Atheist" so that I could stop running for president.