Spawn Paul

Spawn Paul

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35 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Video: Mitt Romney Rea... · 0 replies · +14 points

Yeah, that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing I imagined they discussed in their nice quiet rooms.

35 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is the Gre... · 0 replies · +16 points

Godddammit And I spent all my money on Sarah Palin Apocalypse 2012 t-shirts!

44 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 1 reply · +4 points

Exactly. Wear glasses, put your hair up, and say something bitchy. It's just that easy!

44 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Houston City Counc... · 3 replies · +4 points

Oh, I don't know... with a little coaching she could probably mine that 'slutty librarian' vein that the wingnuts seem to go coo coo puffs for.

44 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yeah Rick Perry Will S... · 0 replies · +4 points

But what you guys aren't taking into consideration is the fact that after Texas secedes that 'ol dump is going to have to serve as King Perry's castle. Thrones, drawbridges, moats and dungeons ain't cheap y'all.

44 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yeah Rick Perry Will S... · 0 replies · +4 points

I think he'll be just be the governor until we secede. After that he'll be king 4 life.

45 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With Jamie Kil... · 0 replies · +12 points

I think that, if for some unforeseen reason, I were forced to run for president I would probably say something like "I'm an Atheist" so that I could stop running for president.

45 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With Jamie Kil... · 0 replies · +11 points

Yeah, If I wanted to hate shit just for the sake of hating shit I would probably be voting Republican.

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Supreme Court Hea... · 0 replies · +31 points

Hooray! Right wing court upholds Republican health care plan! Also, Obama raised everyones taxes just in time for the election! So THIS is what victory feels like...

49 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Everyone Must Spam GOP... · 0 replies · +7 points

I hear that they are busy as beavers scanning all those printouts so that they can put them on the interweb...