"They cling to guns and religion"
Hahaha! Remember when Bamz had to walk that shit back?
Jesus Christ, that was a perfect work of art right there!
I think I'm going to print it out and frame it...
You had me at 'strap it on'. <3
I'd hit it! She gives me a dirty bomb in my pants.
Yeah, that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing I imagined they discussed in their nice quiet rooms.
Godddammit And I spent all my money on Sarah Palin Apocalypse 2012 t-shirts!
Exactly. Wear glasses, put your hair up, and say something bitchy. It's just that easy!
Oh, I don't know... with a little coaching she could probably mine that 'slutty librarian' vein that the wingnuts seem to go coo coo puffs for.
But what you guys aren't taking into consideration is the fact that after Texas secedes that 'ol dump is going to have to serve as King Perry's castle. Thrones, drawbridges, moats and dungeons ain't cheap y'all.
I think he'll be just be the governor until we secede. After that he'll be king 4 life.