SotarrTheWizard

SotarrTheWizard

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16 years ago @ Big Government - Five Common-Sense Step... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm beginning to think the late British SF author, Arthur C. Clarke had the right idea: a computer selects our representatives and leaders, and if they perform well, they get out of office early for good behavior!!!

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - 'The Demands of Politi... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wisdom, from the man they call. . . . Jayne.

Seriously, no matter how ridiculous they may be, the demands of political correctness seem to hold sway. I'm beginning to think there may be only one solution.

Adam. . . . time to bring "Vera" out of storage, and do something fun. . . . (evil grin)

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Left Lashes Out at 'V'... · 1 reply · +4 points

Gee, a tall, thing, attractive, exotic-looking leader appears out of the blue. . . .and offers us Universal Health Care.

This is obviously Science Fiction, it could never happen in real life. . .oops.

But at least it explains the Birth Certificate brouhaha (evil grin)

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh, there IS a bypass for them. But they tend to sic the cops on you after you zap them with 75,000 volts from what they THOUGHT was a cell phone. . . . (evil grin)

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 0 replies · +3 points

Milady. . .

RE: giving them the business/harrassing people

They already do **that** before they have their morning bowl of politically-correct organic cereal flakes with sustainable soy-milk and brown turbinado sugar. (That, incidentally, could pay for an entire day's food for a poor family, but the Elect don't need to sacrifice THEIR lifestyles, for they are the Chosen Ones, the Favored of the Anointed One. Ask them, they'll tell you. After explaining to you how much better they are than you, of course!!!)

Then they'll lecture you on the unsustainability of YOUR preferred meal, and how morally superior THEIR choices are. And you'll lose weight, due to not eating, because after their several-hour lecture is over, you'll have lost your appetite!!!

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 1 reply · +3 points

Michael and Rosie ? Sir, there are things too horrible to conceive, and that's about 3 or 4 of them in one huge, mis-shapen lump. . . .

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh, but the Eloi of Capital Hill are exempt from the laws and regulations that affect us mere Morlocks.

I hear there are congressmen now who are hiding from their constituents.

And as for a fat tax: Get Gerald Nadler of NY. Alone, he'd pay for the Porkulus. . . . . (evil grin)

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 4 replies · +2 points

They're not going to give fat people the business, THAT would be insensitive. Instead, they'll make your lifestyle too expensive to sustain.

Hope you like tofu!!

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fat! It's the New Smok... · 1 reply · +3 points

Wanda, Wanda, Wanda. . .

A drive-through is insufficiently GREEN. And an auto-crusher dis-empowers UAW drones. And with the coming mini-ice age, food will be in short supply. Time for an innovative solution!!!

So just remember. . . Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!! ;-P

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Torchwood': Pro-Ameri... · 0 replies · +2 points

Actually, Captain Jack is from some human colony world. But as part of his backstory, he took the identity of an American volunteer for the RAF in the early part of World War 2. . .and stuck with it. .