Socran

Socran

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9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - all things considered · 1 reply · +13 points

They're in the tags.

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - making the effort · 1 reply · +7 points

Remote! I summon you!

...Well, I guess I have no choice but to continue watching this channel.

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the wrong coverage · 0 replies · +4 points

I can't be the only one who thought "Man, that sentence about Let's Players sure has bad grammar."

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - puddin tame · 1 reply · +12 points

I feel like this is a reference to something and I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - don't be lonely · 0 replies · +3 points

I don't know, Cronenberg Rick, I really miss Cronenberg world. It's too bad we released that virus that turned everybody into regular people.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - broly of brolies · 3 replies · +14 points

Yeah, yeah, Christian Broology is cool and all. But I'm more into the Norse stuff, like Brodin, ruler of the sacred land of Broheim.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - other facts of life · 0 replies · +3 points

What the hell is "the birds and the bees" anyway? I mean, what do birds and bees have to do with sex? They don't have it with each other. They don't have any genitals that correspond to humans. I know all about the penises and the vaginas (vaginae?), but I have no freaking clue what metaphor these parents are using.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the end of football · 1 reply · +50 points

Alright, we're on the fourth down of the minus quarter. He's at the thirty yard line... 30... 20... 10... 100... 90...

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - bad thirst · 1 reply · 0 points

Dang, you beat me to it. How could you possibly anticipate such a creative and original joke that only I could have come up with? I think you stole it!

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a case for bidets · 1 reply · +2 points

You assume the obsessive-compulsives in question have the variety where they have to constantly wash their hands. I, on the other hand, can't (deliberately) get a body part wet unless I'm fully submersing myself in water, meaning no hand-washing unless it's part of a bath or shower.

...Yeah, it kind of sucks.