Sean O

Sean O

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid Now Just Be... · 1 reply · +18 points

But... he has a truck. He talks to old white people. His staff makes racist indian noises.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post: Work ... · 0 replies · +6 points

So what you're saying is, he's due.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post: Work ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I can't be the only one who read that in Zoidberg's voice.

Need a new foreign policy? Why not Zoidberg?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post: Work ... · 2 replies · +30 points

Why not kill 2 birds with one stone and sell Iran our unused nuclear weapons. Seems win-win to me.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 1 reply · +1 points

I'm down for connecting from DC up. DC is warm enough, no?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sadly a lot of borders to patrol, but, that could work. I figured it could work to have a couple of SuperStates that would govern themselves. So, PA/Maryland up through Maine, then the rust belt as another, the Deep South, the West Coast, etc.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 1 reply · +4 points

I'm currently living in Indiana for the next few weeks. There is PLENTY of spare room up here.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 1 reply · +6 points

Couple problems: you have Indiana in the way, but it's possible we could do some sort of trade to get some of the more crazy conservatives out to turn it properly blue.

We would require large, large shipments of Deep Dish to NewMerica, and none of that Uno's chain garbage. The good stuff.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 3 replies · +10 points

But that's the thing: If the Northeast really did separate, I figure we would loudly offer relocation to those people who no longer want to live under a fundamentalist regime. So it would lead to an even greater amalgamation of brilliant folks in one area of the country.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - American Patriots Send... · 1 reply · +9 points

Welcome aboard, I like you guys.