From: 1914, V The Soldier
If I should die, think only this of me:
That there’s some corner of a foreign field
That is forever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England’s, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

How about
"You are welcome
Eu are not"

How about driving past westminster abbey during the royal wedding? That'll steal the bride's thunder!

Come on you Tories you can't possibly put up with this?
Nick Griffin will conserve Great Britain.

Global warming! Global cooling? Huh which one is it? Perhaps we should alternate them, say, have Global warming in the spring and global cooling in the autumn,, that'll work. Surprised no one has thought of this. Southern hemisphere 6 month time delay.

Honour - what a marvellous word.

NG holding cucumber sandwich in one hand and map of South Georgia in other says to Queen
"Where abouts do you want your Nissen Hut?"
I took an oath to support the Queen she had better start thinking about supporting us. They don't take kindly to Queens in an islamic country.

Amen Reverend

Mr Arrow
thanks for this info I have been lost without the main site. Your story calms the nerves and prepares for the next traitor's attack. It would though have been nice to have got an e-mail from the party refuting the claims as made by SB.

Like in the song "we get knocked down but we get up again"

As patriots let's remember the big picture and what is at stake.

Gordon well qualified to dig the footings out!