I mowed the lawn. Coming here is the highlight of my existence on this entirely too warm muggy holiday weekend. It's a pathetic, sad little existence, but it is indeed all mine.
In that case I would be more concerned with what I was eating than with whom. God only knows what gonzo Ted would come up with... At least Trump would consume something akin to real food. All bets off with Nugent, no wild boar testes au gratin for me thanks...
Great pic of the good mayor, he looks like people do when they realize that the fart they just released is a wet one, really, really, really, wet and they are wearing white (or *were* wearing white) slacks.
Sam the Wurzlebacher (a new Dr. Seuss character, that resembles a sphincter with bug eyes and skinny little arms?) really needs to let someone else speak for him; I know that the "folksy one of us" crap probably sells to hoopleheads like the average Republican voter, but it would make him sound less stupid.
Good thing Diebold and hundreds of election officials around the country are disenfranchising these sorts of folks. If Mittens thought he actually had to get some of them to vote for him he might start trying to rap or have hydraulics installed on his limo. That would just be too flippin' weird for the world to deal with.
Short of Ryanair or some third world piece of shit airline American Airlines is the biggest flying penalty box around. If you boycott you're only doing yourselves a favor. As for myself I have already crossed them off my list long ago for a litany of reasons.
Alan always was a warm and cuddly kind of guy, sort of a western swing version of the Waffen SS. Imagine Bob Wills playing near the crematorium...
And people are *paying* for cable and sattelite delivery of this shit into their homes. Myself included
"Ice Road Hookers; at 50 below, you're damn right they're stiff and visible through the tube top!"
So with folks like this in their educational system does this mean that Louisiana will be dropping to 51st place in the educational rankings?
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