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Channing Tatum. Congrats on everyone who thought he did a good or passable job on G.I. Joe. Hope you're proud of yourselves. Now this worthless bag of flesh might be Captain America. I'm so cheering for Red Skull it's not even funny. If he gets it then this movie has DL only written all over it.

Bring us the Bayhem Michael. Bring us robotic violence with robotic gore along. Fuck the haters, it's not like they matter anyway.

Well the games are terrible (a block button on a 2D game? Abusrd.) but the first movie is probably the best live action fighting game movie ever and yeah I guess I'm giving Paul W.S. Anderson credit for once.

Name is whatever but I hope the movie rocks. There hasn't been a kickass Dracula movie in a long time. I saw Dracula 2000 which was the first time I ever saw Gerard Butler who was the title character.

Stan's a Marvel shill as always. Rebooting Spider-Man and replacing that incredible creative team for the sake of the Twilight crowd is a move that's going to bite them in the ass. I used to say 'At least the movies have Spider-Man right because the comics don't know what to do with him." Now I can't even say that anymore.

Cartoon Network is going down the shitter. It's like they've forgotten what really made them popular to begin with. Yeah, more non-animated stuff on a channel devoted to ti animation. Besides he was in Halloween 2... that makes me care a whole lot less about Al's carerr.

I'd rather have a remake then to make a movie that's connected to Carpenter's film. I'd rather that film be left a lone and honestly it's safe to openly say that everyone dies in the Norwegian camp. Hard to really make compelling drama if you know that everyone dies going in. Also I doubt the effects will be as extreme. Carpenter said in the past that if The Thing wasn't a Universal movie (a big studio movie) that it would have gotten an X rating.

I'd rather see a fresh approach to this remake then to... drag Carpenter's classic into this project.

This.

Michael Bay is invincible. I will watch and I will love it. What, you think it made 800+ million by accident? Bring it on Michael Bay!

Teddy Ruxpin never had tits El Guapo. I hope Cage himself isn't in the movie. As much as he made the first one watchable because he was being Nick Cage, he was a terrible casting choice.