Hi Axelrod. Isn't astroturfing so much better than getting crack in the White House?

OMG! You're walking around with a listening device. ARREST THAT SON OF A BITCH NOW!!!

Didn't seem to help you any.

Yeah, Lou went to Saigon. Well, Saigon Palace. It had good food. And he didn't really go either; he ordered takeout. But still.

Let's see...explosives blow, and Lou blows. Yeah, you're a bomb.

If you've ever seen a guy stub his toe on a coffee table, and then kick it repeatedly in anger; if you've ever seen a carpenter nail his hand to the wall and then furiously nail his feet there next; and if you've ever seen a drunk hobo re-drinking his vomit, you'll realize one salient fact: they're all named Lou.

"She has an IQ lower than Teddy Kennedy's blood alcohol content."

Well, sheesh, man. Who DIDN'T? :-P

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

I agree with your take on Malkin. I think most of us still operate under the assumption that when the media reports something, they still have the basic facts right even though we all know they're applying spin. But now they have crossed the line from reporting facts with spin to reporting fantasy with spin. I doubt many conservative commentators are going to make the mistake of believing the MSM even has a kernal of truth now.

"Bias" just means you have two of 'em, and that DOES perfectly describe Keiff Oldermom.

(Yes, more of a phonetic joke.)