Halo Reach is like swimming in Jello while eating cupcakes. AWESOME!!!!!!

Dear Kombo Leaders,

In my epic battle against the giant robot sharks with otter heads, my friend stole my jar of radioactive super chocolate fudge cookies. These cookies are the key to my power. He is threatening to give my cookies to the giant robot sharks with otter heads if I don't get a Reach Beta key. I desperately need a key, if you give me a key you we be securing my success in this gruesome war.

Sincerely,
Jeff the leader of the intergalactic Optimus Prime fan club against the giant robot sharks with otter heads.

P.S. I will share my cookies with you if I get a key.....They are very tasty
P.P.S. The cookies have some side effects like swollen foreheads, night vision eyesight, and glowing knees, but that is nothing to worry about.

Jeff Gillen

Take the horse jockey training horse off of the mega ramp