Nostradumbass

Nostradumbass

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16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Farrakhan: Don\'t be \... · 0 replies · +1 points

I appreciate your good-natured acceptance but I think you missed my point. If you dig that hole any deeper, you may have to start using Chinese text.

Humor is in the mind of the beholder. I'll say no more and allow the, likely, 3% or less whom process information at a higher level enjoy a good laugh.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Farrakhan: Don\'t be \... · 2 replies · +1 points

1. There were 74 representatives counted among the Founding Fathers - unless you prefer to refer to only the key 11 "creators". What were the other two doing during this beating - masturbating as they watched?

2. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on "Washing".

3. Allah is responsible for the ludicrous "72 Virgins" concept, not St. Peter. Although the idea that a man with the name "Peter" would be involved with pimping 72 virgins is amusing.

3. Only 7 of the Founding Fathers were Virginians.

4. Most importantly, an Islamo Terrorist piece of garbage like this would not even arrive at the Pearly Gates. He would have a direct, non-stop, one way ticket to Hell.

Sorry to pi$$ all over you attempt at being funny. I agree with the sentiment. A joke can be amusing without being clever and a non-joke comment can be amusing if it is clever. Unfortunately, this fits neither.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Farrakhan: Don\'t be \... · 3 replies · 0 points

While I agree with the concept, I had a real hard time getting a laugh out of this because it is not really that clever. Don't get me wrong. I hate these Islamic Extremists as much as the next guy but this is an Epic Fail at humor:

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - www.breitbart.com/arti... · 0 replies · +1 points

My recollection of elementary school in the 1970's was that they tried to tell us "acid rain" was going to dissolve the world if we didn't stop polluting the air with what they now call "green house gases". I guess that money maker ran out of steam.

What's next? "Killer clouds" that are supercharged with radioactive isotopes and spew cancer-causing lightning bolts?

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - www.breitbart.com/arti... · 0 replies · +1 points

Why is it every time a US Soldier kills an Iraqi civilian the "witnesses" claim he was mentally disturbed? That is not a rhetorical question. I have the answer. It is because all of those shoe-throwing goat-humpers are mentally disturbed. It's called thirdworlditis. The disease is passed from one generation to the next because their government refuses to enter the 21st century. Love the sinner, hate the sin. The people of Iraq will need years of democracy before they realize what they have been missing. Hopefully, the seed of democracy that BUSH planted will spread through the middle east like a wildfire.

And now for something completely different. It's for adults. In other words, Liberals should not view it.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKk5zE8e08" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKk5zE8e08

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - www.breitbart.com/arti... · 0 replies · +7 points

I see...so what they are saying is the size of the Ozone Hole is in reverse proportion to the size of the A-Hole whom holds the title "White House Press Secretary"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKk5zE8e08

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Bin Laden reportedly c... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ever buy paint and after it dries you realize the color looked better when you first applied it rather than after it dried? This is America. As paint does dry slowly, so does the downfall of our country unfold slowly before our eyes. So slowly that we fail to see the changes. This is already not the America I grew up in and I fear it is only going to get worse. I fear for my children. For what was once a great country has been reduced to a carnival - complete with sideshows and freaks. I fear the time of America's greatness has passed us by and we are too proud to see it.

That said, some things are inescapable and beyond our control. Focus on what you can affect. Love your family and your neighbors. Enjoy the ride. It will be over soon.

Happy Monday!

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Bin Laden reportedly c... · 1 reply · +2 points

The Internet has given a voice to the people. The problem is, each person has their own voice now. With that, they are becoming less aware of what others are saying. In other words, we are on our path to destruction now. This country is no longer unified. All great civilizations in history have eventually met their end. We are no different. This is the fall of the Great Roman Empire all over again. Wars, illnesses, riots, economic collapse, useless leaders, corrupt leaders, a downward spiral of moral indecency, parental neglect, violence in every form of media, intolerance, hatred, and on and on and on. The American Dream has become the American Nightmare.