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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 2 replies · +21 points

Wait. Activities are a lower form of freedom?

(Dumps tea into Boston Harbor to produce foaming Substance resembling Santorum).

I see what you mean, Ricky.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 0 replies · +18 points

Winnowing fiction from fact does not constitute censorship.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Santorum

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 6 replies · +6 points

Quick: whadaya call a Montana dualie with truck nuts Rollin coal?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 1 reply · +5 points

Only for Mormon men.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +14 points

Stay tuned for the next episode of As the Squirrel Turns. . .

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 1 reply · +7 points

Wait. Do you suppose that'll be Jon's next gig?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 1 reply · +8 points

No one who's gone through communion is even a little surprised at god's bad taste in liking the Twilight series.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 1 reply · +13 points

Yeah, marriage has to be between one man and one woman, and one other woman, and still another woman, just like those old timey patriarches David and Soloman. And that's not even getting into Uriah or Lot's daughters' Rapey times.

I always suspected god's main problem with the gheys was the idea of a man lowering himself to the level of a woman. . .

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 1 reply · +4 points

As much sense as anything Fuckabee says. (Literally. Poor monarchs.)

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