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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is The Heartwarmi... · 1 reply · +9 points

"Bea Strong" and "Dick Strong"? You sure this is YA-appropriate?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - HappyNiceTimePeople Is... · 0 replies · +4 points

Now where will cattybitches.com redirect to?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity Prayed Fo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Dr. Marvin, guess what? Ahoy, I sail, I'm a sailor, I sail!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Jim DeMint Explains Ho... · 0 replies · +16 points

DeMint might have a hard time explaining "Juneteenth" in the context of popular American conscience. I mean, if everybody just reeeeally wanted to Let Their People (Who They Owned As Property) Go, then surely the slaveowners of Texas must have had benevolent reasons for keeping their slaves in bondage for TWO AND A HALF YEARS after the Emancipation Proclamation was issued. Maybe the Federal Big Government Troops whose arrival suspiciously coincided with the actual emancipation of Texas slaves was a mere coincidence. Correlation =/= Causation, etc.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - In Oklahoma, Hero City... · 0 replies · +3 points

Didn't Kevin Nealon try this scam in Weeds?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Tucson Pizzeria To Spo... · 0 replies · +5 points

It's a dry hate.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - We Are Not Writing Abo... · 0 replies · +6 points

That monkey is giving that tiger cub a bottle! Holy shit that is cute!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Big Deal ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ifill: But what has he done for you LATE-LY?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Campus Conservatives P... · 0 replies · +6 points

One of the best universities in the world, they're distancing themselves from this. I'm sure the People's Republic of Austin is pretty pissed off, too.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - 8 Legislators Arrested... · 0 replies · +3 points

Show me what de-mo-cracy looks like!