MissTaken

MissTaken

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18 hours ago @ Wonkette - Ew Gross What No (John... · 5 replies · +14 points

Shit like this is why the sisterhood sucks. Even if I thought he was attractive, I would never actually flirt with a defendant (or the lawyers for that matter) while serving as a juror. Sure, I may have a working vagina, but I also have a brain, and this type of behavior is just fucking stupid.

18 hours ago @ Wonkette - Ew Gross What No (John... · 8 replies · +23 points

I have a slutty friend who has banged fellow jurors every time she's had jury duty, but even she wouldn't go after the defendant. Standards people!

DEIT - and when I say 'friend', for once I'm not referring to myself!

18 hours ago @ Wonkette - We Nominate Fred Karge... · 0 replies · +8 points

I miss demon sheep.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - We Nominate Fred Karge... · 0 replies · +6 points

A floating head in a box speaking jibberish? I'm pretty sure that's Tagg Romney.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - We Nominate Fred Karge... · 4 replies · +8 points

Hey now, Pee Wee's Playhouse is where I learned to make French Toast as well as having people sit on my face.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - We Nominate Fred Karge... · 0 replies · +10 points

Good luck and godspeed.

BTW - I prefer my mouse ears to be spelled with both the M and the T capitalized, thanks!

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - We Nominate Fred Karge... · 11 replies · +8 points

I don't know. If Mitt is Pee Wee than that makes Ann Miss Yvonne, when really her outfits are more of a just a Magic Screen.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - How Dare This 'Out-Of-... · 0 replies · +3 points

Got 4 more hours until I can blow this pop-stand. Oh goodie.

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - How Dare This 'Out-Of-... · 1 reply · +12 points

I feel bad for New Mexico being stuck between Texas and Nazi Berlin like that.

20 hours ago @ Wonkette - More Hot Chicks In Com... · 1 reply · +6 points

The band Scissor Sisters is named for the position! The fun part is both lesbians get preggers from it. It's a girlie bonding thing.