MiniMencken

MiniMencken

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +4 points

Now I know how Jabba the Hutt would look in PJs.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +9 points

As if this is the only stupid pol trick that Perry pulled while in office...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 0 replies · +1 points

I get my boners the old fashioned way, by taking a Cialis™.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +5 points

Well, it is called "The Beaver State," for some reason or other.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 0 replies · +4 points

Talk about missing the last exit to relevance, Scott.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 1 reply · +33 points

Sexual identity is not at the heart of who you really are? Really, Rick? Tell me more. But first, tell me, what is the ratio, per capita of US residents who switch religions to the ratio of those who switch from one sexual orientation to another.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 0 replies · +10 points

I believe I have identified the person who inspired the Saturday Night Live writers to invent the character of "Drunk Uncle."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - San Diego Cops Thought... · 0 replies · +26 points

So San Diego thinks it can catch up to Houston? It'll never happen! SD will ALWAYS be two hours behind.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +6 points

Why did we ever allow the Irish into our Republic?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 0 replies · +12 points

Next question, "Are you an ambitious mediocrity who is willing to to deny the Earth goes around the Sun if it gets you into a position to do favors for businesses wealthy enough to give substantial campaign donations?" A yes or no will do.