At the same time, a star-studded 77th birthday party is held at the Washington Center for Ted Kennedy, the nations' greatest coward. I'm sure we'll see news coverage of that! Sen. McCaskill is gushing all over her twitter about how wonderful it was. I'll bet the Kopechnes were glad to hear all about it. I wonder if Simon and Garfunkel got back together for it and sang "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"? Probably not, huh.