And oh, just don't mix a martini while on the trike. It may seem more stable because of three wheels but it ain't. My neighbor's toddler got into a horrible accident and lost 3 of her milk teeth. And she wasn't even drunk.

Martini's and me don't mix. I'm just a normal white-tee, blue-jeans, tie-eschewing, Chinese-goods-buying, patriotic American. I prefer the poor man's drink - plain old American beer.

C3P0? Is that what you call your kid's tricycle? Man, 8000 miles is a bit low. You must be fat. A normal healthy person would get at least 50,000 miles.

Aren't we all "super famous" in our own little neighborbood? Haha.

This is a great site. In less than a day, I have learned that I am : 1) a genius and 2) super famous.

Benz is okay for chicks. But if you need power, BMW is the way to go.

You're welcome. Psst, just don't tell your kids that you are cooler than them. It'll make them cry.

I just read the Benz part. Dude! Benz is for chicks. IF you want German auto engineering, buy BMW. But if you're more gas-and-reliability conscious buy Honda/Toyota like the rest of us. Beats any American car hands down any day. Sad to say but true.

Good for you dude. At least you're not so much like these hypocrites above who continue to preach American and buy Chinese. So what percentage of your expenditure is on foreign-goods (not counting food/groceries)? Mine is like 60%. I betcha these fine "Americans" above are much above that. But at least I don't go about preaching.

Are you saying that you are cooler than Andrew?!! Dude, you gotta be outa your mind. It says there right there on his bio - "he is way cooler than you."

As for the genius part, moronery has become so common these days that anyone who can write two sentences correctly without mistakes becomes a genius. How the standards have fallen. Fermi used to be a genius. Einstein used to be a genius. And now, every other little two-bit blogger is a genius. Oh, well, I guess I'm a genius too. I'll just have to get used to it.

Yawn, I see it's just another right-wing "all talk and no walk" echo chamber. I bet each one of suckers spends more money on made-in-China products than made-in-USA products. Damn hypocrites.

And, you, _E_, don't you dare talk to Andrew like that. Dontcha know that he's a "genius" and that "he is way cooler than you". It's a good thing he's so modest else he woulda said "I am way cooler than you."

Just as I thought, you are just a troll.

Haha, jumping on the bandwagon of meaningless insults? That's priceless coming from you who likes to talk about keeping things civil. I guess the rules don't apply to you, eh?

Please refrain from personal insults and respond to the substance. Why are you afraid of calling it what it is - "convenient patriotism"?