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Does a Build-a-Bear poop in the woods?
The correct answer is yes, but they do it everywhere. They have no shame.
Global Alarming is not a theory... it's insidious and is coming right at us.
The best part of Alarming is no data is required... a bonus since the data for Warming is worse than suspect.
Go visit Build Bear shops and tell them how annoyed or outraged you are... or email them early and often.
Not sure where they are? Google them (often) and click on their paid ads (just as often if you so desire). These are tagged as Sponsored Links in case you're curious.
Maybe a partial meltdown of their paid ad online campaign will make them start to use the one thing that does not go into Build-a-Bear products... Brains. Hearts are inserted, but only stuffing for brains. Sound familiar? You bet.
Go forth and disruptify their foolish antics before glaciers of crap like this continue to spew forth from these uber-libs and Algorythmics who actually believe that they thrive on ideas... In fact, for them, each idea they have - or cling to - is better than the next one. And so on. In a downhill spiral.

An extremely well-written, thought-provoking and intellectually honest account of what this journalist has discovered. Figures we'd only be able to read such a story here online... and not in the archaic, arcane and increasingly irrelevant "Lame Stream Media" (thanks to Nikki for sharing this wonderful phrase with the board) who prefers to rationalize and justify the irrational and unjustifiable as long as it conforms to their personal and organizational beliefs... Sadly, seeking truth is no longer an essential element of the jobs of too-many modern journalists.

Good thinking Mayor Dude... Good thing you don't have crime in your town. It's the guns and knives, not the twisted souls who wreak havoc and ruin life for the rest of us. Might be easier to start by taking those pesky dangerous guns away from the roving bands that are seen all over Chicago... I think you call them Police Officers. Makes as much sense as thinking that guns on a military base are somehow the problem. As a big-time liberal D, you must think the killer was the real victim. I would like to rant a bit longer, but I've been thinking of how broken Chicago is and how it seems to share the worst it has to offer with us all, so I need to go throw up big time. Keep the comedy coming, Mr. Daley.

Look on the bright side, folks.
We could soon have Comprehensive Government-paid Health Care - for the rest of our lives - for every American for < $500 Million... depending on how many Potassium Iodide tablets are needed to protect everyone from the worst ravages of radiation sickness as we face a slow, painful death.

Reset? I think not. But dreamers long for the illusion they desire, and assume that is all it takes to make it so. This shows what you get when you pre-negotiate and give the other party all that they want, and fail to specify what you expect in return. That is classical weakness in negotiating, and that's is what O and his team have done since day one. Of course Putin (and many others) see that we lack the spine or will to stand up for ourselves, 'cause that would interrupt the rhythm of our Apology Tour Anthem (sing it now y'all).
In Obama 's defense, I think we realize that all he wants is for America to be what it once was... long before Bush: A frozen arctic wasteland covered in ice.

Great Leader is so right. Bad things simply don't happen to good people. Not now, not ever. Except maybe while W was in office, BO might suggest. Sunshine, smiles and and gum-drop trees will surely lead us out from the deadly threat to our society that Jihadists represent.
We went seriously astray when we callously violated the beliefs and principles of terrorists masquerading as "true believers" by the dehumanizing and degrading way we treated them once we caught them and took them off "the battlefield" which is wherever they declare it to be... NYC, Afghanistan, wherever...
Instead of parading them about we should have shown great respect by mirroring their way of life and death by beheading them with a dull blade as they would no doubt have preferred. Somehow, the blame American crew has transmogrified and characterized our actions into being 10x or 100x worse than these evil folks have done all along.
But since bad things no longer happen to good people, we're all safe. Until next time.