Lessie

Lessie

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2 days ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - Round 2: Enter for a C... · 6 replies · +3 points

Even though I'm behind on the blogs, wanted to share this with you:
Two Hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Manuever’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - Virtual Tour + Piece o... · 7 replies · +5 points

Busy day for me. Can't believe I won't be able to dream and take the tour until later. Beginning with this Dream Home, I promise not to ever again fall in love with an HGTV/DIY home....unless I receive the keys! :)

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - HGTV Urban Oasis 2014 ... · 3 replies · +3 points

Congratulations Dan Cavanaugh of Scottsdale, Arizona! We've waited a long time to meet you. So happy to see your smiling face. Enjoy being an HGTV Winner! Represent us proudly!

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 2 replies · +4 points

As usual, you're so right Alice!

Add this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 0 replies · +3 points

Not The Emperor's New Clothes, Coop! That was a SCAM!!!!

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 4 replies · +9 points

The Urban Oasis month ends and the Dream Home debut month begins!!! Call me fickle, but in December I'm turning the page on the Urban Oasis and heading for the Dream Home even if there's no Urban Oasis winner announcement. Virginia may not close the door, but I will!!!

Slam, shut, and lock! Bye y'all!!! See you in Martha's Vineyard!

2 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thanks Coop. My phone is clean and fully functional. Oh what a relief it is!!!

3 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 0 replies · +4 points

Thanks Stormy. I had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hoping yours was better!

3 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 0 replies · +4 points

Great Thanksgiving speech, Alice. Thanks for the link.

Hope you and Soney had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

3 weeks ago @ HGTV Dreams Happen: Sw... - The Giveaway Entry Per... · 2 replies · +3 points

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, Coop!