Well, I certainly hope you're happy, Big Government. I got 8 Thai girls coming off a container ship next week. Now where the Hell am I supposed to put them? Thanks for screwing with my business model.

Method acting? I don't want to ask. Well, I do, but.... "So I'm returning taxes to the government?" Ha! Beautiful. I love how you guys kept making it even more outrageous just to see if there was anywhere they would draw the line. And dammit, since you're almost twenty, why should claiming 13 dependents be a problem?