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Big Government : Friday Free-for-All: Rosetta Edition

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:34:33 +0000

OK, time for a humor break. Here's the classic Monty Python 'spam' scene. Now, instead of the word 'SPAM', substitute the word 'SPEND', with regards to a debt deal. Got it? Now the cook-lady is Pelosi, the guy is Obama, and the other lady is Bachmann. Some of the best translated lines: Bachmann: Have you got anything without SPEND in it? Pelosi: Welllllllllll, theres SPEND, eggs, sausage and SPEND, thats not got much SPEND in it. Bachmann: I don't want any SPEND! Obama: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, SPEND, and sausage? Bachmann: But thats got SPEND in it! Obama: Yes, but not as much as SPEND, eggs, sausage, and SPEND. Bachmann: Look, could I have eggs, bacon, SPEND, and sausage without the SPEND in it? Pelosi: Ewwwwww!!!! Bachmann: What do you mean, eww? All Biggovernment pols (on both sides of the aisle) join in the chorus SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND,SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, WONDERFUL SPENNND WONDERFUL SPEND! *Pelosi bangs her gavel* You can't have eggs, bacon, sausage, and SPEND without the SPEND. Bachmann: Why not? Pelosi: Uhhhhhh, cuz then it wouldn't be eggs, bacon, sausage, and SPEND. Bachmann: I DONT LIKE SPEND! Obama: Don't make a fuss, I'll have your SPEND, I love it. I'm having the SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, baked beans, SPEND, SPEND, and, SPEND. Pelosi: Beans are off. Obama: Can I have SPEND instead? Pelosi: You mean you want SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, and SPEND? *Cue the Biggovernment pols* WONDERFUL SPENNNNDDD, WONDERFUL SPEND! Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Breitbart.tv : Donna Brazile Cites Communist China As a Successful Economic System

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 22:43:29 +0000

Democratic Taiwan has twice the production of the ChiComs with a quarter of the population.

Big Government : Nancy Pelosi Thinks the GOP Will Win 51 Seats

Sat, 9 Oct 2010 19:46:45 +0000

My first choice would be Ron Paul but Michelle Bachmann is a great idea.

Big Government : The Constitutional Oath

Fri, 8 Oct 2010 00:56:20 +0000

Article I, Section 1. All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States. You see that, proggies? Do you need a definition of the word 'ALL'? Not the EPA, not SCOTUS. Congress. In other news, Ron Paul goes to Iowa. Is this music to anyone else's ears? http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1010/43278.h...

Breitbart.tv : Pelosi and Matthews Accuse Gingrich: 'Party of Food Stamps' is 'Code Language'

Thu, 7 Oct 2010 22:32:59 +0000

This election is about: The Earners vs The Parasites Capitalism vs Socialism Freedom vs Tyranny Nancy, Harry Reid is calling. He needs help writing his resume. Try to keep it under 2000 pages.

Breitbart.tv : Newt: Dems are 'Party of Foodstamps'

Thu, 7 Oct 2010 01:40:11 +0000

The thing is, how much of this money is spent on filet mignion and lobster tails, not to mention high sodium processed crap and snacks filled with sugar? I was thinkin special grocery stores with limited healthy selections but it seemed a big hassle and I couldn't think how to make it work. That's why Bo's solution is brilliant. Heck, MRE's even got some junk food in em. And toilet paper lol.

Breitbart.tv : Newt: Dems are 'Party of Foodstamps'

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 23:27:10 +0000

I hear ya, bro. She probably had immaculately done fingernails and a better cellphone than I do.

Breitbart.tv : Newt: Dems are 'Party of Foodstamps'

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 23:24:32 +0000

Yummy! Meals Ready to Eat, or, three lies for the price of one lol. I like your idea, tho.

Breitbart.tv : Newt: Dems are 'Party of Foodstamps'

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 23:22:08 +0000

Or, if you build a fire for a liberal, he will be warm for the night. If you set him on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. Heheh.

Breitbart.tv : Breitbart Fires-Up Tea Party 90210

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 23:06:21 +0000

Best part right at 2 minutes: 'Give me ONE example, just ONE. Not a hundred, just ONE. Err, uh, duh, err, uh, I'M NOT FALLING INTO YOUR TRAP!' News flash, hot shot. You already did.

Breitbart.tv : Allen West Challenges Obama to Debate

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:39:30 +0000

This great American has faced real bullets shot by real bad guys. Thank you for your service, thank you for your sacrifice, thank you for making the proggies' heads explode. Hooah!

Breitbart.tv : Breitbart Fires-Up Tea Party 90210

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:35:23 +0000

Keep up the skeer, AB. You are an inspiration to us all. I loved your video 'how to make 300 rabid screaming clueless sign wavers feel stupid.' http://www.foundingbloggers.com/wordpress/2010/09...

Big Peace : A Salute: Take a Few Minutes Please

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:07:39 +0000

To quote from the Infantryman's Creed: 'Always I fight on, through the foe, to triumph over all. If necessary, I fight to my death.' Thank you, Sgt Miller, for staying true to the Creed. And for living your life by a simple formula: Duty. Honor. Country. I will tell my children about you. This very night I will raise a glass in your honor, and say a prayer for your family.

Big Journalism : Media Needs to Start Grilling Dems about Weekend's Communist Hate Rally in Washington

Tue, 5 Oct 2010 00:25:20 +0000

Bro, if you look at it, the tea party is about economics, liberty, and the Constitution. I like to call it fiscally conservative but socially libertarian. It really doesn't focus on social issues, although many of the people in the tea party do have opinions on those social issues. Personally, I could give a crap what consenting adults do in their bedrooms or what plant you smoke. People should be free to live the lifestyle they choose, as long as you aren't hurting someone else. As a matter of fact, I think there should be more gay people, all the more girls for me. :)

Big Journalism : Media Needs to Start Grilling Dems about Weekend's Communist Hate Rally in Washington

Tue, 5 Oct 2010 00:16:50 +0000

That would be disrespectful to pigs. They are FLEABAGGERS. Tried it out on HuffPo. Eventually the post was deleted by moderators, but people were flippin the fark out over it. Hee Hee.

Big Journalism : Media Needs to Start Grilling Dems about Weekend's Communist Hate Rally in Washington

Tue, 5 Oct 2010 00:13:20 +0000

I was gonna say, you are ruining your rating, dude. lol. Thumbs up.

Big Journalism : Media Wants to Cheer as Communists, Union Goons and Other Flotsam Stream by Lincoln Memorial... but

Sun, 3 Oct 2010 23:23:06 +0000

'If you call me socialist, you are a HATER! Now move so we can put up our 'Proud to be Socialist' sign.' Ummm. Yeah. Sure.

Big Government : Social Security Is an Example of Government Rigor Mortis

Sun, 3 Oct 2010 21:46:17 +0000

I knew this would be a great article when I saw the author, and I wasn't disappointed. Star Parker is running for California-37 against Laura Richardson, an elitist out of touch career politician. We need people like Ms. Parker in DC! I pity any Dem who has to debate her. Her principles are spot on, but her story is truly inspirational. Check it out. If you live in CA-37, boots n saddles time.

Big Journalism : News the Old Media Won't Tell You: More Trash at One Sparsely Attended Left Wing Rally Than at All t

Sun, 3 Oct 2010 18:41:57 +0000

The author makes a good point. In the US Cavalry there is a saying: 'keep up the skeer'. What does this mean? It means you never ease up on a fleeing beaten enemy. Ever. You run him into the ground. He surrenders or he dies. Let's not coast to November. Let's not be complacent. Keep getting the word out. Shout it in the streets, whisper it in the taverns, spread it on the internet. Let's keep up the skeer.

Breitbart.tv : Hate Rally: The SEIU Trashed the WWII Memorial

Sun, 3 Oct 2010 16:15:07 +0000

With all the junk and trash these 'people' left behind, they are now dubbed FLEABAGGERS. Wish I could take credit for making that up, but I can't.