Andy Williams, fresh from refereeing the Claudine Longet invitational ski classic.

Don't forget the brain-damaged, underrated Stork.

A brave stance, especially since it could cost him the votes of Sea Men in the swing states of Virginia and North Carolina.

Napolean the 23rd, a descendent had a hit in the sixties about being taken away in a rubber truck, if that helps

W campaigned on 9/11 and nobody got upset.

Is Pat here related to famous movie villain Edgar J. Robertson?

If you are as distraught this afternoon as I am, about the untimely death of rock impresario Dick Clark, then you will enjoy this story from the 1983 Rocking New Years Eve show, which he hosted with Ed McMahon. During an Alpo commercial, American Bandstand’s Dick Clark somehow got his wiener stuck in the cap of a BIC pen. Quickly, the show went back to live. Ever the professional, Dick Clark regaled the audience with an anecdote about Ted Kennedy and that if he would have been driving a Volkswagen that afternoon, he’d be president instead of that cunt Reagan.

I also enjoyed yesterday's top story, "Newt Gingrich Attacked by Penguin at Zoo." Turns out it was wife #2 dressed in a tuxedo.

The Aristocats?

I'll catch it next time it's on. Watching "Psycho" instead.