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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana: Your Paradise... · 0 replies · +5 points

Let Halliburton and Monsanto wait in line for eight hours to vote like the rest of us. We'll see election day become a federal holiday and a mandatory day off for all hourly employees in no time flat. Failing that, the GOoPers will at least stop their assault on absentee balloting and other measures that make it easier for "individuals" to vote. I see upsides.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Please Enjoy This Pict... · 0 replies · +7 points

What if your server cuts out before I finish writing my commen

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan, Of Cours... · 0 replies · +12 points

Everything I said was right, except for the 99 percent of stuff that was wrong. Moving on...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Victoria Jackson,... · 0 replies · +2 points

Will Farrell promised to cook me angel hair pasta and punch himself in the face if I voted for Obama. I did, and I'm still waiting. (Don't get me wrong, I love Will Farrell, but watching him punch himself in the face would be pretty damn funny!)

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Victoria Jackson,... · 0 replies · +5 points

"9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated."
Now Victoria, you know dem niggas ain't got no J.O.B.s. 'Sa matter wit you, ho?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Exciting New Ohio Ad: ... · 0 replies · +12 points

Because nothing says "we care about you personally" quite like smiling, anonymous models in commercially-available clip art.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Forbes Helpfully Expla... · 0 replies · +1 points

My radio antenna is my car-ear.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wyoming: November's In... · 0 replies · +4 points

Hello. Native Wyomingite; current Casper resident. Yesterday I came THIS CLOSE (holds thumb and forefinger a buffalo hair's breadth apart) to voting in the primary, to save a "moderate Republican" representing my district in the state senate. I didn't, largely because I like having soul, and I feared switching my reg to Republican would jeopardize that.
Luckily, Charlie Scott won handily over his teatard challenger. It scares me how it is impossible for anyone to be conservative enough for the teabaggers. A different local GOP rep faced a teatard challenge because she actually dared to contemplate ways to improve the state's health care system. To paraphrase what she said in a newspaper interview: "My opponent thinks I'm in favor of Obamacare simply because I bothered to learn what is in the law." (She's not, of course, but she has a point: the teatards think anyone who bothers to learn anything about anything is an existential threat. These people are scary.)

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Congressmen... · 0 replies · +11 points

Gonads Out Party

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Congressmen... · 1 reply · +10 points

Frankly, I'd feel great if the entire Republican caucus did nothing but get boozed up every day, instead of voting in Congress.

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