I'd pay good money to watch my man Kane (aka Glenn Jacobs: a Jew, ardent Ron Paul supporter, and Austrian Economic guru http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIB1q5pk1I) perform his signature "Chokeslam on King Neocon David Horowitz or any Neocon for that matter: http://www.videosurf.com/video/kane-chokeslams-the-big-show-1209720880. Wishing for something like that is only slightly less absurd than this Horowitz screed.